Second Draft Screenplay

Screenplay “Pony Fontana’s Crib”

SCENE 1: EXT. MANSION
Quick cuts between the Jollygood sign and a fast pan down to the mansion. Information screen comes up with the house information. I.e. 3000 square feet; 4 bedrooms; 3 bathrooms; 1 twat; underground storage warehouse; Jollygood, Les Angels. Cuts of house exterior appear in side window. Quick track up steps to door followed by fade to closeup of an enormous front door. Door opens. Camera pans down to reveal tiny Pony Fontana standing there in a robe.

SCENE 2: INT. MANSION - FOYER
Quick cuts between various antiques, the red carpeted stairs, and eventually a pan revealing the room in its entirety focusing on the large statue of an overly masculine statue of Pony looking heroic with his foot on a severed bear head. Pony stands in front of it and starts posing. Camera attempts to look past him, and eventually turns to a door and heads towards it. Fade to next scene.

SCENE 3: INT. MANSION - WEIGHTS ROOM
Cuts between weight machines, medals on the wall, empty trophy cabinet, and full view of room. Pony enters and pulls the camera to be back on him. He goes to do some weight lifting and cant quite lift the weights. He gives himself a hernia and falls down.

SCENE 4: EXT. MANSION - SWIMMING POOL
Cuts between sun loungers, parasols, cocktail bar, and a pan to full shot of whole pool. Pony is standing in full view with his back turned posing and clenching his buttocks in a thong. Camera loses interest again and focuses on his wife who is sunbathing on a rubber ring in the pool. Camera pans back to Pony who is now waving his fists angrily. Camera quickly looks back at wife, and then back to Pony who is now close enough to knock the camera to the floor. End.